Monday, July 27, 2009

XFWC Universal Championship Elimination Tournament

The XFWC Universal Championship tournament will be starting this week! Check out the first round matchups and analysis.

#1 Axl Grynder vs. #8 Lazarix













By virtue of winning the Reset Rumble Axl Grynder was awarded the Inter-Galactic belt and is determined to add the Universal championship to his collection. Axl faces a tough match up though with the alien Lazarix. Lazarix is an accomplished technical wrestler that uses telekinetic pulse blasts to rock his opponent with each manuever. This will be a battle of polar opposites as the massive Axl looks to brawl his way through the diminutive alien en route to the next round.
This is what the two combatants had to say:

Axl Grynder: " That puny thin skinned alien is gonna regret the day he wandered from his momma and stepped into the ring with me! Lazarix, your mind games won't work on me!"

Lazarix: Using telepathy "Axl is another muscle bound, fool human with no idea of my power. Were it not for the hated Order, I would enslave him and treat him like the cattle you humans are."

#2 Eeter P. Purple vs. #7 Gaul Maladren













Purple faces a tough first round matchup in the Dracon Gaul Maladren. Gaul is a powerful brawler and dislikes Sceleraths almost as much as the Vis'Robur. Purple though is unfazed with the gargantuan Dracon's physical prowess and hinted at using any means necessary to win this match. Here's what the two combatants had to say:
Eeter P. Purple: "Big, green and ugly, I'm gonna murder you like I did my foster parents! I only hope your flesh taste as good as the flesh of humans!"
Gaul Maladren: "You Sceleraths are without honor and you among them Purple, are even worse. Know that I pity you but when we step into the ring, I will show no mercy!"


#3 Theraxtor vs. #6 Drudge














This fight means more to the combatants than just advancing to the next round. These two superstars are fighting for their nations pride. Vis'Robur and Scelerath hate each other with a passion and in unlawful areas of the universe, kill each other on sight. This is also a classic brawler versus technician bout as Theraxtor is a deadly submission expert and Drudge is a street fighting rough neck with a bad attitude. Drudge also holds a large strength advantage over his foe but Theraxtor's vastly superior intelligence should find a way to even the odds. Here's what the two combatants had to say:

Theraxtor: "Enslaved one, It will be my pleasure to wrap you in chains once again. You have been allowed to run free for much to long! Muahahaha!"
Drudge: "I'm gonna SMASH you into a bloody purple pulp! And then when i'm done smashing you, I'M GONNA SMASH YOU SOME MORE!"

#4 Cold Stone vs. #5 Cruzader














Another fight of total opposites, this one pits the foul mouth super human Cold Stone against the cyborg mutant and religious fanatic Cruzader. Cold Stone prefers to batter his foes into submission and knock them cold, all the while swearing at them and throwing vulgar gestures there way. Cruzader on the other hand spouts off his deranged religious beliefs to the crowd and his opponent and forces his foe to repent their "sins" by using his submission skills and blasting at them with his pulsar cannon. Here's what the two opponents had to say:

Cold Stone: "What!? What!? Your skinny little @$$ is in for a F@$&% serios @$$ whooping! I'm a beat you so bad your MOMMA is gonna wake up with two black eyes! Where's my damn beer at!"

Cruzader: "Levi 13:69: And the voice of the many spoke unto his prophets and commanded them to purge the world of sinners and stain the face of earth with their blood."









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